amoensia:

Just because I was amused by these:

I have seas with no water, coasts with no sand, towns without people, mountains without land. What am I?
- A map

I’m rarely touched, but often held. If you have wit, you’ll use me well. What am I?
- My tongue.

Often will I spin a tale, never will I charge a fee. I’ll amuse you an entire eve, but, alas, you won’t remember me. What am I?
- A dream